Noddy and Big Ears talking in the gaar-den

Big Ears: You funny little Noddy. Why are you so upset about a TV show?

Noddy: Because I used to look forward to summertime - sunshine, days at the beach, lovely flowers in the garden and Big Brother on the telly. [sob] now all I see when I switch on is repeats of repeats and the only BB live feed is on too late for me - boo hoo hoo

Big Ears [evil grin]: But you can you still see all your favorite action by going on that new-fangled interwebby thingy

Noddy: [confused] I don't like to watch all that advertising, why can't they just switch on the live feed again?

Big Ears: Well that would be telling, wouldn't it little man?

Noddy: [more confused] What do you mean?

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